World's Easiest Test
When finished, check your answers below...
1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What colour is a purple finch?
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10. What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?
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Answers to the Quiz
1. How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years.
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador.
3. From which animal do we get cat gut?
Sheep and horses.
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
November.
5. What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur.
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
Dogs.
7. What was King George VI's first name?
Albert.
8. What colour is a purple finch?
Crimson.
9. Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand.
10. What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?
Orange, of course.
What do you mean you failed?!?
9:40 PM ; おにぎり'
woo IM BACK!!
okay heres one for those hu really like physics..
hehes
Is there a santa claus? - a physicist viewConsider the following: 1. No known species of reindeer can fly. But there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen.
2. There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish and Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. 3. Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical).This works out to 822.6 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has 1/1000th of a second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left, get back up the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles per household, a total trip of 75-1/2 million miles, not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding and etc. This means that Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man- made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second - a conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles per hour. 4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 pounds), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that 'flying reindeer' (see point #1) could pull TEN TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with eight, or even nine. We need 214,200 reindeer. This increases the payload - not even counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth. 5) 353,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this will heat the reindeer up in the same fashion as spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second. Santa, meanwhile, will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force.> In conclusion - If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.BWAHHAHAHHAHAH
i don understand some parts though
my physics sux.
leave some comment :)
7:36 PM ; おにぎり'
JUST A STORYThis is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody have done.
8:18 PM ; おにぎり'
Great Truths of Life...... THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge . . .mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy.GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get. 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there. 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE: 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You are Santa Claus. 4) You look like Santa Claus.SUCCESS:At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . . having friends. At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . . . having money. At age 50 success is . . . having money. At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way BUT never forget to remember the blessings that come each day.
11:22 AM ; おにぎり'
HEY HEY!
im back!
here's another one which i thought it was interesting and funny too..
enjoy!
Definition of GlobalizationQuestion: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer:
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by an American,
using Bill Gate's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips,
and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers
in a Singapore plant,
transported by Indian truck drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians,
unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That, my friends, is Globalization.
LOL! interesting huh?
and go check whether ur monitor is made in korea!
hahhas!
11:46 AM ; おにぎり'
another one
damn funny oso!
hahhas
ENJOY!
Bush and CondiThis morning in the Oval Office
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
HAHAHS!!
ive got lots more coming!!
9:38 PM ; おにぎり'
THIS IS SO STUPID AND FUNNY!
try doing it!
found it while surfing the internet!
20 ways to keep your insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation mark
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity.......
20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this...
Hello?Is anyone there?I'M LOST HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The jumping chickens are pecking at my eyes....
IT BURNS!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
sorry...almost died there....ok, well, I have now just lost my sanity.
LOL!
but i notice there is no 6 and 10.. wonder wat happened to them
hahhas
try doing all of tat
like number 16.
mine is ALISUSU
= =
hahhas!
9:34 PM ; おにぎり'
wahhhh
so longgggggggg nvr blog liao...
hehes
hmmm
wad to sae ne...
oh yah
the national day celebration it was soo fun!!
the sec 3 get to play tug of war...
our class is i tink against 3n2 and 3t1
and yeah
we lost
actually got one time we CAN win de lor
then dunno some guy out there shout FINISH LOR
then evryone in our class let go of the rope..
and the other class win
WAHH
SAD SIAH
SAD SAD SIAH
the teacher oso nvr restart the game
WTH
but nevertheless we had fun
and we all showed our class spirit.
Im going to say this again
I LOVE 3E4!
they rox my socks!!
yay!
oh yah, some girls cried when we lost..
and then we went on to the LOSERS GAME
weird rite
LOSERS GAME AND WINNERS GAME
stereotype
bleghh
then we won 3E2
two times!!
hahas
second time we even pretend that we are going to lose, then we quickly grab the rope and pull and POOF!
E2 went stumbling to the ground
hehhes
FUN LAR!!
hmmm
tuna and huiix intend to make class tee for us..
but i tell them MUST DO
and hehes
we are going to have a class tee!!
yay!
but $16 seh
not cheap huh?
LOL
and ACS guys quite gentlemen lors
the guys we met during biotech fair are all quite nice
not like some of our school guys
hehehs
hmm
oh yah!
today i pass my standing broad jump!!
yay!
yay!
actually is mr rauf put the two cones there then im able to pass de
hehes
and i wan to thank evryone who were there for me
supporting me
love u guys!
hahhas
ROYAL MUSHROOM INC. ROX!
add us at friendster. LOL!!
super junior rox too!!
they are jus SO CUTE!!!!
ahhh cant stand them
cute cute and cute
plus they are talented too!!
wahh
must thank wanting for telling me about them siah
^^
hehes
thats all i tink
guides on friday
SIAN
6:40 PM ; おにぎり'
Im always too lazy to blog
yeah
tats y always got cobwebs here and there
lols
okay
sooo
last week she ask me whether im happy
so i answer yes
but then
i wasnt happy at all
i hate her
shes such a hypocrite
esp during her class
keep on telling us to greet properly or watsoever
such a weirdo
lalalalala
i dont understand her lesson at all
she always misunderstood my question
wth.
then when we nvr tok
she ask us to stop talking
WEIRDO
haiyoh
just my luck to get her as my teacher
sad
anyway
when to the biotech fair this mon,tues and wed
thurs oso got but nvr go
due to the chinese lit exam
so sadddd
mon we go there just a few minutes only
to paste the poster and do some deco thingy
then tues the competition
wed is the result
nvr win
asmirah team win
CONGRATS ASMIRAH!!
^^
actually i can see tat we won win de lor
wat with the boys so proud
ewww
i hate ppl hu r proud
lols
but nevertheless they r fun and kind
hahas
fri we got lots and lots of test
first period, chem test
then bio test
then higher chinese test
wahh
so sian de lor
evryday test test and test
but at least its better than CA2 i guess
hahas
i like watching ghost whisperer
its so sad and touching
i like esp the episode with the 3 little boys and the boy hu doesnt know tat he die and the teenage sisters
soo touching
hmm
i tink im the only one hu nvr go guides campfire today
anyway
i tink im quitting
oops
hehes
if the teacher in charge come looking for me
i oso dont really care though
cos she look for me once before
as i said before
she is a weirdo
LOL
anyway
tml may be gg to the expo hall wif rah
hu noes?
haha
see ya
10:15 PM ; おにぎり'
